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Seedbox IPs, Please!

In case you did not come across the thread about providing seedbox IPs to staff, we wanted to add a front page announcement on the same topic. How about we mix it up a little... a choose your own adventure:

As you log into your favorite website, bB, a thought materializes in your subconscious mind. "I do have a seedbox, but did I submit its IP address to c1010010 as requested?"

If you did submit your seedbox IP address, turn to page 61.
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If you did not already submit your seedbox IP address, turn to page 62.

You continue your login and head over the SPAM forum. bB SPAM is best SPAM after all. As you try to grasp the logic behind the 45 new posts, Dobby the House Elf appears with a bottle of Windex and a lint-free cotton cloth and cleans your screen for you. He bows and says, "You have been rewarded with my services by the Staff at bB. Whenever you have a fingerprint smudge or a food/spittle flick land on your screen, I will appear to clean it for you. Good day, Master."



Dobby disappears as quickly as he appeared and you are left with the most beautiful screen you have ever seen.

You have a wonderful day and succeed to your fullest potential for your remaining years.

The end.






"Eh, whatever," you say to yourself, and continue your login.

A little while later you start getting that tummy rubble that can only be satiated by a Double Decker Taco Supreme from Taco Bell. You grab your money and keys and head out the front door. The sun is shining and there is a pleasantly cool breeze in the air.

You start to hum along to that "Call Me Maybe" song that someone linked to in IRC and you don't have a care in the world as you step down from your last front step to where you parked your car.

Suddenly, a zombie dog appears and lunges towards your exposed throat.

You fall to the ground into a pool of your own blood. As you slowly release your grip on life you think... "if I only submitted my seedbox's IP address to c1010010 as requested... this would not have happened."



You are dead.

The end.


Yes, I know that is Sam, the three time winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest. But he does look like a zombie, right?

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